so, this is the shit that made diablo cody a god, and a tad famous. ohhhh– this is what made perez hilton (not an oscar winner) a millionaire. I see. Blogging. Another form of narccism?! Sweet. I’m a product of the internet era. I get it. I’m just a little late on the uptake. My name is RUDE PRUDE….I’m Canadian and I have a lot that I’m ready to get off my chest. Here I am world of bloggers. I guess the stigma is gone now, huh?…..(all internet people are fat, balding men in virginia- waiting by their computers to find some unsuspecting 1 1 year old virgins)…. I guess that was a thing of the 90’s eh? I didn’t join so i could boast- or talk about what I makes me sooo happy. Nobody bitches, complains or writes a good break up song cause they were happy and in love. But- allow me to state the not so obvious…. I have a whole lotta love swirling through this sexy body . these are things that make me horny/happy (interchangeable really): vanilla cupcakes with lots of vanilla icing. masturbation. late nights spent with a bottle of red wine. funny viral shit. a big salad with just the right amount of dressing. artichokes. the feeling of a freshly waxed body part- particularly my vag-jay jay.an honest compliment. making out with a person that i actually like. waking up feeling really good about myself. no snow. This is a place to let it all out. A diary for the world to see. Lots of things make me angry. I’m neurotic and I want to fall in love. I don’t put out easily- but when I fall I fall really hard. How poetic, how pathetic.
This is me. Hello out there, my name is Rude Prude and I’m ready to start blogging. Love, RP.
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